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I work for a female targeted radio station. In my spare time, I listen to a male targeted radio station.

The male radio station has ads targeted at guys getting married and planning the stag. The client is The Bachelor Plan. Here’s what they offer.

Whether you live in Vancouver or are from out of town, no one can hook you up like The Bachelor Plan! We help plan events all the way from crazy bachelor parties to sophisticated corporate functions. Hours of poker, entertaining topless dealers, Texas Hold’em tables, private dancers, hot appetizers, lingerie waitresses, massage girls, fancers and games.

95Crave has ads targeted at women planning their staggette. The client is Pamper Your Soul Mobile Spa. Here’s what they propose.

The “Pass the wine” Spa Package
$170.00 Per Person (GST included)
2-4 ladies 2-5 Hours
For all those hardworking ladies who really deserve a “good pampering”. This package includes:

* Spa pedicure, manicure
* Facial and a 15 minute Aromatherapy Massage
* A gift from Pamper Your Soul.

We really are from Mars and Venus, aren’t we?

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    - Luc Bourdon's funeral was today in New Brunswick. Canuck fans have been marking his memory with donations to Canuck Place of $28, $128, $280 and others with 28, Luc's number.

    - Nat and Drew announced Janet Jackson is coming to town September 10.  They have another announcement to make tomorrow.  Having a hard time getting tickets to the big shows? Check out these tips on how to get good concert tickets.

    - Sex and the City made $55+M this weekend.  Can you say sequel?  Let's test if you're a true fan with this style quiz.

    - Kim Cattrall is parlaying the popularity into a new cable show.

    - Sarah Jessica Parker is being labelled an outfit repeater for this pink carpet ensemble.

    - Brad and Angelina want $15M for photos of their twins, I'll let you see pics of my adorable son for free!

    - David Archuletta's mom is a sore loser. She says American Idol was fixed.

    - Skittles vodka?  Yup.

    - Wanna know why pancakes look so good on the menu? They used motor oil instead of syrup for the photos.  And BBQ ribs?  They're glazed with wood stain.  Here are some other food photo tricks.

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    - Terrible, tragic news today.  Canucks defenceman, Luc Bourdon, has died in a motorcyle accident in New Brunswick.  Let's roll back to good times with the rookie.

    - Sex and the City officially premiers tomorrow, you can buy tickets online now if you want to see it tonight.  BTW, guys, if you're looking for a woman - go see it.  The audiences are ALL FEMALE.

    - Erin Davis had freaky news this morning.  You know all the stuff about BPA in baby bottles?  Well, it's in our cans too.

    - Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.  Not adoption.  He got a woman pregnant.  Wait, it gets stranger. Her name is Jaymes. She's David Foster's sister. She's nearly 50.  She's his best friend.  If you guessed artificial insemination, you win.

    - It makes sour taste sweet.  It's called the Miracle Fruit and it's freakier than any drug you've ever tried.

    - Coffee is the new wine.

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    - Think the housing market is out of control?  The wedding market is going just as crazy.  So crazy that some couples are taking Wedding Loans.

    - You're forgiven if you're thinking about the weekend today.  It's going to be gorgeous and fun, with these events all starting up:
          - Children's Festival
          - Cloverdale Rodeo
          - Chinatown Night Market

    - There's a bunch of breakups in Hollywood today.  Shania Twain and Mutt Lange.  Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson. Oh, and one new crazy couple - Britney Spears and Mel Gibson vacationing together.

    - If you thought the story Nat and Drew discussed this week about letting your kids become Free Range was crazy, check out what they do to children in Bulgaria.

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    - Mariah Carey went on Ellen talking about how she wants to have babies!  Huh? She's been married a week.  She'd better read this study showing that having children makes married couples LESS happy.

    - Further to Nat and Drew's interview with FreeRangeKids this morning, comes this blog entry about a woman who let her daughter fall.  On purpose!

    - Duffy's album, Rockferry, is out today.  Some are comparing her to Amy Winehouse - but in a good way.

    - Jessica Simpson is single.  Who got next?

    - SJP is on the cover of Vogue and is probably cool with that ugly hat she wore to the SATC London premiere.

    - Britney's been off the radar for too long.  She got in an accident today that should get her back on ET right quick.

    - Barbara Walters and Star Jones won't let it die.

    - Miley Cyrus sits down for another photo shoot.  Moms will like this one.

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    - The cast for 90210 2.0 is filling out - with old names.  Jennie Garth is on board as a main character, now Tori Spelling has signed in for a recurring role.

    - Check out these amazing tricks your cell phone can do.

    - I found a great check list with all the good and bad plastic in your cupboard.

    - Check out this awesome Mac inspired video, it's gone hugely viral over the weekend.

    - Want to eat healthier?  Buy healthier groceries.  Here are 2 tips:
               1.  Most everything you need is around the outside of the store.  Veg, meat, dairy, grain.  The middle is where all the processed stuff is.
               2.  Check out this healthy shopping list, it will help you make better choices

    - Remember when Carrie went through the nameplate necklace phase and then the big corsage phase on SATC?  Yeah, now she's going through a really ugly hat phase.

    - The latest BC Ferry visited London today.

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