Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Day Presents
Meg Fowler and I had a little Gtalk chat yesterday (we rock it old school) and went back and forth on this list of the 10 Worst Valentine’s Day Presents… you’ve been warned.
Meg: 10. Any form of teddy bear to someone over the age of five
buzz: 9. roses
Meg: 8. A card you picked up in haste wishing your love interest “Happy Valentine’s, Grandma!”
Meg: 7. Lacy lingerie that creates more itch than lust
buzz: 6. A singing fish
Meg: 5. Herpes
buzz: 4. Not doing anything because she said “I don’t want anything.”
You ALWAYS have to do somethingMeg: 3. Something low-calorie “because you always worry so much about your weight”
Meg: 2. Satin sheets that lead to sliding straight off the bed and getting set on fire by all your romantic patchouli candles
Meg: 1. Divorce papers!
Meg was way faster at posting the ideas than I was, she was grateful to let me post them here.
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Tags: list
What?! No singing fish?!
Damnit!
I hope that store has a good return policy.
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