Meg Fowler and I had a little Gtalk chat yesterday (we rock it old school) and went back and forth on this list of the 10 Worst Valentine’s Day Presents… you’ve been warned.

Meg: 10. Any form of teddy bear to someone over the age of five

buzz: 9. roses

Meg: 8. A card you picked up in haste wishing your love interest “Happy Valentine’s, Grandma!”

Meg: 7. Lacy lingerie that creates more itch than lust

buzz: 6. A singing fish

Meg: 5. Herpes

buzz: 4. Not doing anything because she said “I don’t want anything.”
You ALWAYS have to do something

Meg: 3. Something low-calorie “because you always worry so much about your weight”

Meg: 2. Satin sheets that lead to sliding straight off the bed and getting set on fire by all your romantic patchouli candles

Meg: 1. Divorce papers!

Meg was way faster at posting the ideas than I was, she was grateful to let me post them here.

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