Warning, this is a story about baby poop.

When babies are born what comes out is gluey and sticky and much like tar. Then it gets a little wetter and grainier, kinda like mustard. These first phases may be tough to clean up, but they don’t really smell.

Once they started eating real food, the smell comes, but the clean up is easier. The #2 is solid little log that easily rolls out of the diaper and into the toilet – but you need a hazmat suit to get close enough to roll it out.

Today, while cleaning Zizou, I saw the log and was reminded of this fun song from Ren and Stimpy:

Yes, everyone loves a log.

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