It was a busy day in baby land yesterday as 4 new stars joined the Hollywood constellation.
David Allan Grier and Courtney Thorne-Smith had children, but all anyone cared about was Xtina and Nicole.
Nicole Richie had a girl. Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Very cool. I especially like Winter. Mysterious, unique and elegant. Not that freaky Hollywood type of name.
Christina Aguilera had a boy. As of this writing, the name is said to be Kevin Jon Bratman. Sooo .. is it a backhanded dig at Britney or is it just really boring and unimaginative? No offense to any Kevins reading this, but you know you have a boring name. Just remember this jab is from a guy named Buzz.
Cmon, Xtina, this is H-Town. Throw down something unique and special. If it’s gotta be Kevin, at least spell it Kehvinne - or something dorky like that.
Actually, to be fair, despite all her freaky makeup and big fake boobs and unwillingness to look interviewers in the eye, Christina is a sweetheart. Her picking a “regular” name is just part of her character.
Check out the interview I did with her in the spring of 06 as she was getting ready to release Back to Basics.
The Blog According to Buzz. Spread the word, ya heard?.
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His name is Max.
Grr… makes my post not as funny. I did include “as of this writing” so I’ll leave the Kehvinne joke up.
Noooo!! I hate it when parents give unique spellings to common names. Thats so lame!! My real name would be spelled…hmm…Mahrgahrette. Eww. As if its not long enough!!
If she cant look you in the eyes she could just be shy, thats my problem. It seems weird someone in the entertainment business would be, and she certainly doenst seem that way.