Archive for January 12th, 2008

It was a busy day in baby land yesterday as 4 new stars joined the Hollywood constellation.

David Allan Grier and Courtney Thorne-Smith had children, but all anyone cared about was Xtina and Nicole.

Nicole Richie had a girl. Harlow Winter Kate Madden. Very cool. I especially like Winter. Mysterious, unique and elegant. Not that freaky Hollywood type of name.

Christina Aguilera
had a boy. As of this writing, the name is said to be Kevin Jon Bratman. Sooo .. is it a backhanded dig at Britney or is it just really boring and unimaginative? No offense to any Kevins reading this, but you know you have a boring name. Just remember this jab is from a guy named Buzz.

Cmon, Xtina, this is H-Town. Throw down something unique and special. If it’s gotta be Kevin, at least spell it Kehvinne - or something dorky like that.

Actually, to be fair, despite all her freaky makeup and big fake boobs and unwillingness to look interviewers in the eye, Christina is a sweetheart. Her picking a “regular” name is just part of her character.

Check out the interview I did with her in the spring of 06 as she was getting ready to release Back to Basics.

The Blog According to Buzz. Spread the word, ya heard?.

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