Archive for January, 2008

Here's what you heard on the radio today:

    - Nicole Richie got $1M from PeopleChristina Aguilera is holding out for $1.5M.  How much do you think the cutest baby pictures in the world are worth?

    - Is this a picture of Michael Jackson's kids without their veils?

    - Walking with Dinosaurs is at GM Place this weekend, while the Canucks are in Florida.

    - It's Obama v Hillary and the return of Lost tonight too.

    - Sick of junk mail? Here's how you can get them to stop sending it. Hint - use a red dot.

    - I'm over Facebook. I've moved on to Twitter.  A lot of people are, there's actually a Facebook Fatigue phenomenon spreading.

    - Ratatouille was almost nominated for Best Picture. It didnt get in cause it's a cartoon.

    - Entertainment Tonight won't be running the Heath Ledger video as promised. People magazine might be running stills. SplashNewsOnline will put the video on the internets (NSFW - language)

    - The SuperBowl commercials are leaking… yesterday Justin Timberlake, today Madonna.

    - Tired of men talking to your ta-tas? You need a Winkee.

    - Are you a proud parent? Make sure you're plugged in to the latest parenting trends for 2008.

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Almost as many people will watch the SuperBowl on Sunday to see the commercials between the plays, as will watch to see Brady v Manning.

It’s become a part of the culture of the game. It’s the day Madison Avenue cranks up it’s best and Monday newscasts are covered with extra free plays of the spots.

YouTube’s early days were fueled by our desire to watch these cool commercials. Since the spots are what we want, why not “leak” your commercial a few days in advance? Instead of getting lost in the post-game hype, you can capture some of the pre-game chatter.

Here are the spots that have surfaced so far:

Justin Timberlake for Pepsi.

Madonna and Shakira for Sunsilk.

That Madonna one is actually a duplicate posting, the original one was pulled because of “terms of use violation”?? An advertiser pulling a spot that people WANT to see, and they didnt have to pay for it? Colour me confused.

I’ll add more spots as they pop up.

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Still slushing through the snow, here's what's up on the radio:

    - If you're a political junkie cheering on the sidelines of the US election. Check out GlassBooth.org to see who you "should" be cheering for.  Check out this article I wrote about how I think quizzes like this should be mandated at the voting booth.

    - Entertainment Tonight is about to go all "Anna Nicole" on Heath Ledger, if they havent already.  They have a bought a video of Heath in a very drug filled environment and will air it tonight.

    - Getting ready for the Super Bowl and beer's not your thing?  Check out these football friendly cocktails. And don't forget the food!!

    - Oprah went and got herself a new book club book.  And a handy new gadget to read it with.

    - Pepsi has "leaked" their SuperBowl commercial starring Justin Timberlake.



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canada postI have long lamented the gong show that is my Boxing Day Sale purchases from Future Shop.

Here’s the short version: I bought an SD memory card and an iPod shuffle on December 24, and I still haven’t gotten them.

I have phoned THREE times to the Future Shop customer service line and each time been told it will be a couple of days to investigate the situation.

When you buy something online, and it gets shipped, you get a tracking number from Canada Post. I’ve tracked my package and Canada Post says they delivered it on January 7. But here’s the kicker - I didnt receive it.

So who do you bitch to?

Future Shop cause that’s who you paid your money to, or Canada Post because they’re the ones “lying” about the delivery?

Apparently I will now know on Friday what will happen with my case. How it will end, is still confusing. I just know I spent $165 in a 3hr online marathon over a month ago and I still don’t have anything to show for it.

As I have said here and here, online shopping sucks.

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We got a huge dump of snow the past couple of days. In Metro Vancouver, that means school closures. Or does it?

Usually the private schools are the first the shut at the slightest sneeze of snow. It’s an easy one to understand, they draw pupils from across the city, and with varying degrees of danger on the roads, it’s an easy call to close them. For example, when I was in high school at St Pat’s, I lived in Richmond. The school is at Main and Broadway. There were students bussing in from all over East Van, Richmond, Ladner, Kitsilano etc.

However public schools are a local service. Yes, parents insist on driving their children to school in fear they’ll get snatched if they walk, but most public schools are within a few blocks of the people who attend them.

So, it’s a tougher call to close a school that you could walk to, as opposed to one that relies on driving and transit to transport it’s students.

This week’s snowfall was no different. 27cm in Lynn Valley caused all North Van schools to close, while 6cm at the airport caused little effect to the Vancouver school district.

Our newsroom, (which is one person - we’re a top 40 music station, come on!) did the best to keep track of which schools were closed where. When info was received we briefly mentioned it on air, but put details on our website.

To be honest, we got some information wrong.

It changed on a minute to minute basis and some people thought their district was closed, when it was in fact open. One teacher was scolded for not showing up to her class after she’d heard her district was closed on the radio. (I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t take a dj’s word that I shouldnt show up for work, I’d double check with colleagues and supervisors.) Regardless, it’s a shame, we’ve apologized as much as we can.

I’m hearing from our newsroom that some districts are struggling with how to handle the situation in the future. Really? The method of sharing school closures is not complicated there is a simple and obvious solution.

OPEN LETTER TO ALL SCHOOL DISTRICTS IN CANADA

From time to time, when there are exceptional circumstances, it may be necessary to close the school. Getting this information spread via radio is aniquated and inconsistent.

Not everyone listens to the same radio station, not every station is fully staffed to verify news information from multiple sources.

Here’s a simple layout to share the relevant information to the relevant recipients.

1. USE YOUR DISTRICT’S WEBSITE
Each district has a website, each school has a website. Many of these sites say “listen to xx radio station for school closure information.” Just as it was easy for you to put that information online, it is easy for you to post your individual closure information online. Instead of giving students multiple sources, you keep it to one - your website.

Principals wake up at 530a, 6a, 630a, determine the necessary policy and have it posted immediately. As parents and students wake up, they are given one reliable destination for information.

Having information collected for each school, on their respective district’s website also provides a solitary and reliable source for radio. Instead of having a newsroom field calls from schools all morning stating the closures (some of which could be student hoaxes) there would be a simple list of websites to check for accurate information. It could also be subscribed to via RSS feed should any changes be made that the newsrooms should be aware of.

2. USE YOUR AUTOMATED PHONE MESSAGES
The school has an answering machine for off duty hours. Update the message and give that number for parents to call. Yes, it can be busy, but it is also a reliable source of information for those without internet.

3. USE YOUR AUTOMATED DIALER
Many schools use an automated dialing service to call parents when students are late or absent. This is done in case something untoward has happened to the student in transit to school. Parents can also better keep track on the behaviour and attendance of their children. Use this dialer to send an automated message to each parent’s contact number that the school is clsed for the day.

4. USE EMAIL NEWSLETTERS
Just as you have contact numbers for parents, you have contact email addresses. Just as notices are now bulk emailed to parents instead of pinned to a child’s coat, you can bulk email the information to all the parents when it’s necessary for a closure.

5. DON’T CLOSE THE SCHOOL AT ALL
It’s been near -50 across the prairies all week. The schools have remained open. Why do we feel the need to close them at the slightest sneeze?

It’s all a matter of changing behaviour. It’s 2008, and while radio is a great way to spread information to a large number of people in a timely manner, when that information is niche and personalized, like a single school closure, radio becomes an ancient and cluttered method of sharing the information.

Schools have trained and told parents to “listen to xx radio station” for information, they could just as easily say “check your email in the morning,” or “check the website in the morning.”

Provided administration gets up early enough and makes the call on a closure with enough lead time, there should be no further mixups.

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essouria, morocco - darren barefoot photoA lot of people found a way to e-commute today. Get things done from home with the kids instead of hiking up the skirt and pounding through the slushy puddles.

That’s fine, but could you do it everyday? e-commute, I mean.

Darren Barefoot does. He has a Vancouver based web marketing company called Capulet Communications. For the past 8 months Darren has been running that company remotely, from Malta and, most recently, Essouira, Morocco.

But you’d have no idea if he was in a trendy Railtown loft, or his ancient riad on the Atlantic coast of Africa.

Pretty cool. I profile Darren in today’s cyberbuzz. I’m working on a feature piece on his efforts for a magazine later this spring.

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Snow day? For who?  I'm at work, and here's what's on the radio:

    - I dare you to find a cuter kid than my son.  I dont want to go all Kathie Lee on you, but you can't do it. 

    - Gwen Stefani's going to try, she and Gavin are having baby #2.

    - Marc Anthony and JLo will welcome twins any second now.  The names are reportedly Max and Emme.

    - It's SuperBowl Weekend!! Here's why we don't get the "good commercials" in Canada.  So now that you've got sattelite, you need to work on a menu! Check out these man sized appies.

    - If you're home with the kids today, build your best snowman, take a picture and email it to Nat and Drew. Best picture gets tickets to Walking with Dinosaurs.

    - No grey market iPhone yet?  Maybe this one is more your speed.

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So it snowed this morning. Lots of it too.

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The schools are closed and people aren’t showing up to work and meetings are getting cancelled.

I arrived at the station 20 mins ahead of a scheduled meeting to find it cancelled. The out of town visitor was petrified to drive from downtown to Richmond and nixed it.

My ride in wasn’t that bad. The conditions really aren’t that nasty today, as confirmed by an email from Grouse Mountain encouraging people to spend the day off school up on the mountain skiing.

Wait a second. Your children can’t get the 5 blocks to the local elementary school safely, but you can haul the whole family up to the North Shore to carve up a few turns? Sounds a little suspicious to me.

The truth be told, on days like today the roads suck for a couple of hours and then it’s no big deal. The plows get the work done, the traffic finishes off the job, driving the salt into the snow. By the time I got on my way at noon, I had one of the shortest commutes ever. No worries whatsoever.

Last year there was a spooky ass ride home because it was iced up like nobody’s business. Took me 2+ hrs to get home. I even picked up a woman who was so scared she pulled over on Hwy 91 and just opened my passenger door and got in. She didnt speak much english, she was just so scared about the conditions she had more confidence placing her safety in the charge of a total stranger than weathering it alone.

Those days are few and far between in Vancouver. Today was not one of those days.


jen and zacharie lynn creek lynn creek trail

I would venture to say the mountains were a little busier than normal too. It wasnt that bad, yes the sidewalks weren’t shoveled and we got a little wet when we went for our walk today, but we still troddled around, the kids could have made it to campus too. Besides, the best part about being at school when it snows, is recess!

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On a crazy snow day like today, it’s time to take pause and think of the less fortunate.

Like the daffodil who got a little excited by the sun and poked through. Oops.


daffodil

Or the Jack In the Box guy left on an antenna without a scarf, or a body.


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Or the garbage can, dutifully put out the night before, now almost totally buried.


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The snow fell in thick cornflakes last night. It got a good 9 hours of tumbling from the sky without interruption. My chimney has a thick layer of butter frosting on it, like those in Whoville, or the North Pole, or Gingerbread Houses.


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We’re taking Le Grand Monsieur for a sleigh ride in Lynn Creek Park this morning while I cross my fingers this stuff stops before I leave for work at noon.

It’s a day like today you bless the lord for bus service. Or do you?

When we really need it, I mean, really, really, really need it - on days like today - it’s hampered by shutdowns, delays and service interruptions.

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