Oh wait, maybe he did.

Just as Tony Parker and Eva Longoria are in damage control about an alleged affair with some topless model, screenshots have popped up of text messages allegedly between Tony Parker and said attention seeker.

I like that they’re in french. It adds a little je ne sais quoi to the little tryst.

Je parles francais.

Il y a des pamplemousses dans mes fenetres. Voila un crayon. J’ai faim. Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?

See… it’s all good til that last one. It’s the last one that gets you in trouble. Tony. Allegedly.

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