Is your child bored because it’s winter and there are no flies to pull wings off?

Is he longing for Halloween when he can torture animals with firecrackers?

Does he miss summer vacation road trips playing eye spy for road kill?

Want to send him down the glorious path to certain incarceration?

Get the budding torturer on your list a road kill doll complete with guts and skid marks!

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