Jessica Alba is pregnant.

This is good news. She’ll actually look human for the next 5 months, instead of the rail thin Hollywood bobblehead look she has right now. Check out what pregnancy has done for Nicole Richie!

Next up is the wedding announcement. They haven’t announced it yet, but you know it’s coming cause that’s what Hollywood does.I don’t know why.Okay, so Luongo let one in, big deal. You love each other, you’re going to be great parents, but just because you got pregnant doesn’t mean you have to get married. Ask Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe etc etc how well that works.

You got pregnant because you were careless, fine. Get married because you’re committed and want to, not because the right wing says you have to.

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